Finally Ousted

Sometimes, news can be de“press”ing (see what I did there?), but sometimes, even in its suckiness, it’s worth absolutely everything. With a ninth woman accusing him of assault and misconduct, Dominic Foppoli has resigned and is no longer Mayor of the Town of Windsor.

(A very deep, heartfelt gratitude to the AMAZING team at the San Francisco Chronicle (Alexandria Bordas, Cynthia Dizikes, Demian Bulwa, Jessica Christian, etc.) for their hard work over the last nearly 4 years to ruthlessly call out this “Liar. Douchebag. Most Likely to Assault.” scumbag and his deplorable behavior.)